Me Stupid (I've done 14 of 35 stupid things)

I've been tagged by sis Jannesse of The Wifey Diaries. I think it's time to divulge my stupidness. Har! Har!

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RULES

1. Start at 'start copy here'.
2. Put an X on the things you've done.
3. Tag how-many-[X]s people.
4. Post with title "I've done ___*how-many-[X]* of 35 stupid things".


[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. >> This one hurts and left a very obvious mark on my forehead. Darn!
[ ] You have fell out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ]You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] Your hair is/was blond.
[x] You've put metal in the microwave. >> Just foil... fireworks!!!
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class.
[ ] You have tripped over your own feet.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. >> This happens a lot of times. Daydreaming!
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. >> Yep, when somebody butts in!
[x] You have forgotten to breathe. >> When I'm so focused on doing something or excited.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug. >> Much like inhaled a bug! Grr!
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else. >> Duh!
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures or words in the texture of the ceiling.
[x] The word "uh" is used many times a day.

The list isn't enough for me:

[x] You have worn shoes of not the same pair outside home.
[x] You went out of the washroom and realized that you have tucked your skirt into your panties.

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Now it's your turn... Aslee and Cara.